In each book there was a quiz that helped determine what type of wolf or vamp archetype you fit into the pages are as follows.
Note: Please click on each image to view it.
According to the results I'm a Gothic Grandeur Vampire (Because I'm a fancy-pants) and I'm the Wolfman (or Wolfwoman in my case).
I don't think it goes far to say that I am a pretty big fan of horror and it just so happens from time to time I purchase little goodies that help fuel my liking for spooky little things. One time I stumbled upon two books that I ended up purchasing because of how they cheap they were and because they had glossy pages that appealed to me. The first book was How to be a Werewolf by Serena Valentino and the second one was How to be a Vampire by Amy Gray. They were both very nice books for the vampire or the werewolf enthusiast, but I've recently sold both of them. (I am currently going through a period where I'm pretty much getting rid of anything I don't love, need, or have a huge sentimental attachment to.) Of course before I sent both lovelies to their new home, I decided to scan a few pages from both books to share with you all
I will be doing a few posts where I share certain sections of each book. Of course before I do that I though I would put in a good recommendation for each book and encourage the actual purchase of either one.
How to be a Werewolf by Serena Valentino Synopsis: Celebrate
your inner beast and harness that newfound animal magnetism! with this
essential guide to the lycanthropic lifestyle. Are you subject to savage
moods, extreme and unexplained buffness, and cravings for meat on the
rare side? Do you long for super speed and reflexes, along with rapid
healing and maybe a talent for telepathy? Welcome to the pack and get
ready to howl as you sink your claws into this guide to everything life
as a werewolf has to offer. Among its abundant fur-raising topics: A
look at good, bad, and ugly transformation styles, including an answer
to the question of what happens to your clothes. A quiz to determine if
you're a menace to society, and tips on taking precautions Planning your
social schedule around the lunar calendar Dating hints, from the risks
and rewards of cross-species romance to avoiding your sweetheart's
family pet Killer fashion suggestions, from urban (leather and hardware)
to a cute and foxy kitsune look Ideas, decorations, and recipes for a
full-moon party Tales of real-life werewolves, plus lore and legends
from around the world Juicy reading material and gems of the silver
screen
Teenage werewolves are invited to
celebrate their inner beast--and harness that newfound animal
magnetism--with this essential guide to the lycanthropic lifestyle.
Illustrations.
AND
How to be a Vampire by Amy GraySynopsisFor
those who join the decadent realm of the vampire, eternal life holds
juicy perks--charm and strength, shape-shifting and flying, telepathy
and super-powered senses. "How to Be a Vampire" is a comprehensive guide
to the vampire lifestyle that quenches newcomers' thirst for lore--and
tasteful tips. Illustrations.
Welcome to
the world of the undead! A comprehensive guide to the vampire lifestyle
quenches newcomers' thirst for lore and tasteful tips. For those who
join the decadent realm of the vampire, eternal life holds juicy perks
charm and strength, shape-shifting and flying, telepathy and
super-powered senses. But then again, one becomes . . . so terribly
hungry. Is there an etiquette for feeding without causing a scene? How
do you set up your crypt? What supernatural foes will make your blood
run colder? In this elegant, edgy resource, the newly immortal will
find everything they need to know, including: - a quiz to determine your
true vampire persona - ways to turn into a vampire or when a kiss is
not just a kiss; and why you should take a look at your family tree - a
transformation checklist, including canine teeth and UV sensitivity - a
makeup and fashion guide to looking damned good (or just damn ed) -
knowing your weaknesses, from garlic, stakes, and sunlight to a n
obsession with counting - 10 signs that your boyfriend is a vampire,
including super coolness (body temperature-wise) and a habit of
sleeping in - a field guide to vampiric variations around the world and
through history.
-Horrorwood Doll.
P.S. The reason I decided to sell each book is because I really don't have an exact need for them or much reason to look back at them, but they are packed full of information and pictures. I'm sure if you are a huge fan of either monster, you'll love them.
P.S.S.
Also check out How to be a Zombie that was also written by Serena Valentino.
I'm blown away by the amount of children's horror films. This year young horror fans will be treated to films such as ParaNorman, Frankenweenie, and Hotel Transylvania. It's nice to know that horror for children is becoming more widely accessible. After all there needs to be something for younger viewers who are just not old enough to watch the more mature horror content that is out there.
My personal favorite is of course Frankenwenie, but that's probably because I grew up with the original. I am of course partial to anything Frankenstein related. I can't help, but love the vintage horror inspired poster.
I didn't know this, but did you know Universal did something similar to Disney's Wonderful World of Color? Their show is called, Universal's Cinematic Spectacular: 100 Years of Movie Memories.Best yet, the whole thing is narrated by Mr.Likes to take a bath in a casket. Horror starts at 6:29.
In other news:
Universal Pictures has signed a two-year production deal with Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, who are best know for writing "Star Trek" and "Transformers." The duo will kick off their new relationship with modern reboots of Universal's "Van Helsing" and "The Mummy" franchises.
At this point, very little is known about the two films, except that Tom Cruise is attached to produce and star in "Van Helsing," which was turned into a film in 2004 with Hugh Jackman (pictured) playing the title character.
"We're thrilled to call Universal Pictures our home," said Kurtzman and Orci. "They
really understand the importance of building a strong creative team and
giving our shared projects their full support. We're proud to start
making movies that will live as part of Universal's enduring legacy."
Source: Universal Pictures
Personal Comments: I'm personally a fan of the 90s The Mummy. I never saw it as a remake of the Boris Karloff film, but more of a film that paid homage to it. It's one of my personal favorite popcorn films and was one of the first modern horror films I was ever allowed to see.
Van Helsing is another film I sort of grown up with, even though it's kind of bad. I'm actually really curious to see how both these films will turn out.
Have you ever wanted an autograph from Anne herself, but was nowhere near one of her fabulous autograph sessions? Well, I have good news! Now, you too can have a copy of her books, with her personal autograph.
When asked why she was doing this, her response was as follows.
“So we figured a way to print these out here at the house (Becket
designed them and handles the software) and self-adhesive backing paper,
and then we will mail to whoever sends an envelope. We'll see how it
goes. The post office box is nearby and we'll start filling orders as
soon as we get them. It seems my readers really want autographs, and they like real books, and so this is my solution to getting those autographs to people all over.”
For one free sheet only of 6 personally autographed book plates mail a
self-addressed stamped 8.5 x 11 inch rigid photo mailer envelope to:
Anne Rice – 42 335 Washington St. – Ste. # F-384 – Palm Desert, CA 92211.
I can assure you this is legit. Each sticker is personally signed by the woman, herself.
P.S. This might be for a limited time. If you miss you chance, leave a comment and I might send one of my extra stickers to you. ^_- Just be sure to give me the proper thank you.
Many fans of the show Supernatural know the godliness that is Misha Collins, but unfortunately there are many out there who do not know about the man that makes The Most Interesting Man in the World, and Captain Morgan,look pale in comparison. Truly, Misha Collins is the work of God and it has been said that the mighty man himself took a week long break just to create Misha (along with chocolate covered frozen cheesecake on a stick) After such an event, he went back to work creating the Earth and all! Aw, how could one not admire such a man! He is after all not just an actor, but he is also a baker and a candlestick maker! What little girl did not grow up wanting to marry an actor/baker/candlestick maker? (Namely the last two.) Today's post is dedicated to my dream man and why he is the man I wish to marry. First off, let's look at all the things that make him the manliest of men!
He is not afraid to get in touch with his feminine side.
He is one with nature!
He is a father of high morals and values!
He is a man of excellent taste and class!
He is a man who knows how to get his head in the game and is a true player!
He is a true fashion icon and is the ultimate male model!
He is a man who is not afraid to let it all hang out! Fan Service, anyone?
Note: What other celebrity will gladly show a picture of himself bare-naked on horse in
broad day light for all to see his glory!!!
It was awful within that 20 mile radius riots happened, children became orphans, birds fell from the sky along with airplanes,etc. To this day, Misha is considered a threat to national security.
And last, but not least he is a man of vision! Just watch this!
Wasn't it just wonderful?! A film of such magnitude deserves every possible film award known to man. He not only wrote it, but he also directed and starred in it. Oh, I know it says he only wrote it and directed it in the credits, but deep down all fans know he was also the leading role. Misha is just far too humble to admit that he is just that good of an actor.
Oh,but alas, my poor fan girl heart must sadly admit that he can never be mine. For he is married to the most womanliest of women, Victoria Vantoch.
She has turned many women into lesbians with that vegetable bouquet.
I can't say I can blame him. Who wouldn't want to marry a woman who wrote a book on having successful threesomes? (I must keep note if I'm ever going to have my way with the Winchester brothers) XD
-Sigh- If I can't have Misha, then I'll have to settle for the next best thing. I know! How about Morgan Freeman taking a bath in a casket!
What I have said on here should not be taken too seriously....mostly. Though, in all honesty Misha is in fact a hilarious man and should be followed on Twitter and many should check out his charitable organization Random Acts as well.
